A one of a kind object for putting things inside, this fine box comes with BE GAY DO CRIMES built into the lid and lengthwise illustrations of various implements and scenarios of crime that one can do while gay. 3D printed in wood filament, hand-sanded, stained with Golden Oak exterior and Red Oak interior, and sealed with a satin polyeurethane finish, this box comes with felt lining on the bottom in a selection of colors, or none at all.

Can be used as a stash box for all manner of things, a dice box, a box to put all your secret tiny things (it’s not a huge box). Fits nicely on on a desktop, bedside table, any small flat surface, really.

NOTE: This is a mostly handmade object, which means your version will be singularly its own due to variations in sanding and staining. You are not buying a perfect object. Sometimes stain gets in where it shouldn’t, sometimes some parts get sanded a little more than others. I am learning as I go and I am charging what I think is a commensurate amount to my skillsets at the moment. That said, I stand behind everything I make and will do my best to make sure you’re happy with your purchase.